January 2009
38 posts
ladyladington:
tink:
ladyladington:
I don’t...
ladyladington:
I don’t know why it’s stuck in my...
every guy that I want has a girlfriend…I swear I must not want myself to be happy, or maybe I just WANT to destroy everone’s relationships around me
DAMMIT!
102.9
maholy:
tink:
maholy:
That is my body’s current temperature. I hate being sick, and I never get fevers. I’m very uncomfortable right now and my clothes are sticking to me.
just take them off….clothes sticking to you is not a plesant feeling. just don’t wear any. that always makes it better
Yes, but then I’m freezing. God damn Mac Hewitt! If it weren’t for his sick ass I’d be fine right...
102.9
maholy:
That is my body’s current temperature. I hate being sick, and I never get fevers. I’m very uncomfortable right now and my clothes are sticking to me.
just take them off….clothes sticking to you is not a plesant feeling. just don’t wear any. that always makes it better
Last night
eleanoir:
my drunkenness invaded the internet.
and mine invaded the lives of men lol
Just because
ladyladington:
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ladyladington:
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ladyladington:
I was born on March 18th, doen’t mean I am a child molester. 16 is a 2 year age difference, and you are a bitch, Jaid.
so there.
apparently it does….just saying and yes i know that i am a bitch i embrace and harness it thank you very much
Oh I do harness it. You’re welcome very much. Just not when it’s used to make me look...
Just because
ladyladington:
tink:
ladyladington:
I was born on March 18th, doen’t mean I am a child molester. 16 is a 2 year age difference, and you are a bitch, Jaid.
so there.
apparently it does….just saying and yes i know that i am a bitch i embrace and harness it thank you very much
Oh I do harness it. You’re welcome very much. Just not when it’s used to make me look like a child molester!...
Just because
ladyladington:
I was born on March 18th, doen’t mean I am a child molester. 16 is a 2 year age difference, and you are a bitch, Jaid.
so there.
apparently it does….just saying and yes i know that i am a bitch i embrace and harness it thank you very much
I miss...
maholy:
-I just plain miss you Jaid
I miss you too and i plan on coming home soon and when i do i’m so raping you so be prepared
“Is that how you suck head?”
– Tracey
i am SOOOOOOOOOO about to do this shit. i don't... →
ha ha yessssss
Mommy: I brought your books...now I'm getting your phone, gotta get this stuff from BJ's then I"m going home and crack me some peanuts
Me: Did you just say you were gonna go home and crack you some peanuts?
Mommy: Yes I did
Me: Yeah that's what I thought
witchhunt:
Ready For The World - Oh Sheila
My...
matthew
i finally watched the condom sex video and tracey says to tell you that she loves you and i think that you just ruined my life and made it 6 times better at the same time :)
antepenult:
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halliedarling:
tink:
...
eleanoir:
I’m quitting smoking indefinitely, being that while I’m in Boston I must continually decide between buying food and buying Camels.
same here…except in york
Artificial Virginity Hymen
halliedarling:
girlsontv:
a-buyalos:
no more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and...
halliedarling:
tink:
antepenult:
campus.
...
antepenult:
campus.
really matthew
“She said she won the world at a carnival..but she could never win me.”
– Panic at the Disco
“If you’re importing dick to suck, then I’m importing dick to suck…And Lowery can...”
– Cate. (via ladyladington)
um no fair…..just sayin
(via tink)
what’s no fair?
i want imported dick…but it has to come in the form of a nice guy
(via ladyladington)
YO BITCHES
i need a diner date with my favorite people before i go back to school and i’ve got 2 days…lets make with the planning
oh yeah…please :-)
“If you’re importing dick to suck, then I’m importing dick to suck…And Lowery can...”
– Cate. (via ladyladington)
um no fair…..just sayin
poor taylor lautner. that boy must be on steroids.... →
ladyladington:
halliedarling:
(via antepenult)
OH MY GOD. -shrieks and dies-
UH-UH BITCH! THAT SHIT IS MINE!!
I seriously. Hyperventilated. And like. Cried a little. Out of Joy.
holy jacob…..
by the jizz in my pants guys. →
(via antepenult)
i love how i just watched this on youtube 10 mins ago and you already posted it like 4 days ago…i’m lame
also by them. but the me and torrie song. →
(via antepenult)
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? lol
“swimming is for people who are jealous of fish….are you jelous of fish?!”
– Dick Daring
“not only is his mouth bigger than mine…but it’s more adept to...”
– lo’momma
Me: HE'S MARRYING HIS BABY MAMA!
Jaid: I think Panic at the Disco said it best: "When I say 'shotgun' you say 'wedding'. Shotgun Wedding."
ha ha ha ha
damn that cam gigalkdjDSslh lol
GIGANDET!!
Goddamnit, he's your husband and you can't even say his last name!?
I CAN I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO B/C I LIKE BEING AN ASSHOLE!!!
WHAT?
Sloan: -in movie- This - is the Loom of Fate.
Jaid: THIS IS THE LOOM OF DOOM!!
LOCH RAVEN BOULLLLLLLL-EVARD!!!!!!
Me: HE'S MARRYING HIS BABY MAMA!
Jaid: I think Panic at the Disco said it best: "When I say 'shotgun' you say 'wedding'. Shotgun Wedding."
ha ha ha ha
damn that cam gigalkdjDSslh lol
I HATE my mother….lowery knows why….she thinks that she did nothing wrong lol jk i love her…kinda XD